We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
its not stalking. its research.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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