i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
now i know why i became what i already was.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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