This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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