I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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