Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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