You made me cry and you don't even care
I should be sponsored by Trojan
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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