We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I forget how to act sober
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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