'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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