dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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