I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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