Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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