I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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