sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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