even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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