i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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