yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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