5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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