I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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