So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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