this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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