If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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