idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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