Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Sorry about my life...
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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