Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I currently don't understand fingers.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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