This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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