Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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