So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Can I color on your dick again?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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