Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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