Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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