Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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