two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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