We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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