I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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