have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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