none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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