So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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