why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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