I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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