My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
drinking out of a sandbucket again
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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