Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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