i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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