I don't think brook has ever known best
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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