so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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