i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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