Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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