This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Sober January is a disaster.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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