bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he was CRYING into my vagina
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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