Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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