I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
accomplished twins. life is a go
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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