Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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